Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Helping Someone Move

1. I just ate Chipotle. I can’t chance it.

chiptole can't risk it

2. Moving reminds you of a traumatic childhood experience and your therapist doesn’t think it’s a good idea to help.

traumatic childhood experience

3. It was arm day yesterday at the gym.

do you even lift

4. Sorry, but you’re a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Go Sens Go. **

leafs suck

5. My fish is sick.

6. I’m 15 episodes into Stranger Things and I have to see what happens next.

stranger things

7. I have Tropophobia. Look it up. It’s legit.

uhaul tropophobia

8. I’m helping Daniel clean his white kicks. Dammmnnnn Daniel.

9. I’m teaching my Mom how to use Instagram.

10. I just don’t want to.

sorry not sorry

**If the Toronto Maple Leafs fan is moving out of town, you must do whatever you can to assist. No excuses. Play like a champion.

leafs suck leafs

Go Sens Go!