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- 1 1. I just ate Chipotle. I can’t chance it.
- 2 2. Moving reminds you of a traumatic childhood experience and your therapist doesn’t think it’s a good idea to help.
- 3 3. It was arm day yesterday at the gym.
- 4 4. Sorry, but you’re a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Go Sens Go. **
- 5 5. My fish is sick.
- 6 6. I’m 15 episodes into Stranger Things and I have to see what happens next.
- 7 7. I have Tropophobia. Look it up. It’s legit.
- 8 8. I’m helping Daniel clean his white kicks. Dammmnnnn Daniel.
- 9 9. I’m teaching my Mom how to use Instagram.
- 10 10. I just don’t want to.
- 11 **If the Toronto Maple Leafs fan is moving out of town, you must do whatever you can to assist. No excuses. Play like a champion.
- 12 Go Sens Go!